Coming into this year, we felt like Nicole Kidman screaming into the sky and thanking the (non-scientology) Gods for smiling down on her. The entire world waited with baited breath…
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It’s officially the beginning of summer. Last year, our lord saviour and creator Megan Thee Stallion carried us into the hot, dry, and traumatic summer that was 2019 with her…
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Can you be a feminist and a beneficiary of the patriarchy at the same time? Our resident Melbournite Marli Grosskopf is back to talk all things Emily Ratajkowski, Megan Fox, and…
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Shardy B (Bella Robson) is back by popular demand with another scathing review of Brisbane’s finest. In lieu of the great south/east’s finest weeklong festivities (dagwood dogs, strawberry sundaes, and…
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Every bro and and his dog has a podcast these days. The podcast section of Spotify has become akin to the self-published section on my Kindle — full of voices…
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Disclaimer: Caitlin and Maddy here. We know this is coming from a privileged background. We have just seen the 6pm news, and we’re stressed. This is purely a positive hype…
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A friend has been trying to set me up with one of our jilted mutuals for months now. Sure, I thought, he’s bright, he’s got a good job, a great…
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Are you there God? It’s us, Caitlin and Maddy. Sorry about this. In 21 years of life we’ve done a lot of stuff and we’ve seen a lot of things.…
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How Putin and the governing elite’s use of homophobia as state strategy lead to one of Chechnya’s lowest points in LGBTIQ history. “They said that I’m not a man, just…
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Going through the motions of growing up and glowing up in Brisbane. Brisbane; I love you, I hate you. The nature of our relationship could only be described as complicated.…
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Maddy interviews the Brisbane-based creator of OnlyPots, Elle. It’s nudes, but on pots. 🎨 🎨 🎨 ROODMOOD: You’re absolutely killing it on the gram. Not only are you looking hot,…
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Marli Grosskopf goes all in on Instagram filters and unachievable beauty standards. 💄 📸 💅 I’ve never been much of a materialist. You’d never catch me drooling over an exclusive…
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Don’t let your activism begin and end with an Instagram post. America is angry. Australia is angry. Our Instagram feeds are angry. “If you’re not outraged by black deaths in…
A SERIES OF (USUALLY) UNFORTUNATE EVENTS Everyone has at least one morning after story. And I’m not saying these are mine, but please don’t show this to my mum. Thanks…
Warren Bartolo waxes philosophical on handbags and home in the midst of global lockdown. 🏠 👜 Last week, in taking further precautions regarding the spread of COVID-19 in my country,…
Foreplay. It’s been a minute. I may have taken our piece on doing nothing a little too literally, and as result this piece got lost amongst the other thirteen half-written…
This is the article that literally no one asked for, but you’re going to get it anyway. In honour of Avengers: Endgame, my friend and I decided to take it…
A scientific theoretical framework designed through an exploratory study: How we successfully mastered the science of crushes in one week The other day, a friend of ours manically blurted out,…