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ekka douchebags
Men are much like Ekka showbags: there are the good, the bad, and the ugly. Consequently, this dissection of the not-so-dichotomous relationship between novelty exhibition landfill and the male species has been categorised herewithin (for your pleasure).
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my year with the puppeteer
My time working for the M****** media began the same way as Meghan Markle’s marriage with the Royal family: they asked me to delete my blog.
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my life in the negatives
I look around my room and wonder what I can sell. My highly sought-after Midnight Dance Yazmin? Is any of the shit I own worth anything to anyone other than me? Would you like to buy some old books? Pay me to clean your house or take my pants off for you on cam?
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edging to a new era
Our minds are like the Somerset Dam after La Niña … ready to gush all over you with our relentless stream of consciousness, firmly believing that every thought we have should be published.
wanna play?