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LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES TO BRISBANE (AND 2021)

HOW TO HAVE A WET ASS MONSOON SUMMER

PRETTY PRIVILEGE

THE MORNING AFTER DIARIES

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WE ARE TRYING TO FIND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE (THE PANDEMIC)

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WE’VE BEEN BUSY THINKIN BOUT

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    LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES TO BRISBANE (AND 2021)

    by ROOD
    by ROOD

    Coming into this year, we felt like Nicole Kidman screaming into the sky and thanking the (non-scientology) Gods for smiling down on her. The entire world waited with baited breath…

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    HOW TO HAVE A WET ASS MONSOON SUMMER

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    It’s officially the beginning of summer. Last year, our lord saviour and creator Megan Thee Stallion carried us into the hot, dry, and traumatic summer that was 2019 with her…

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    PRETTY PRIVILEGE

    by Marli Grosskopf
    by Marli Grosskopf

    Can you be a feminist and a beneficiary of the patriarchy at the same time? Our resident Melbournite Marli Grosskopf is back to talk all things Emily Ratajkowski, Megan Fox, and…

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    THE MORNING AFTER DIARIES

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    A SERIES OF (USUALLY) UNFORTUNATE EVENTS Everyone has at least one morning after story. And I’m not saying these are mine, but please don’t show this to my mum. Thanks…

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    EKKA DOUCHE-BAGS

    by Bella Robson
    by Bella Robson

    Shardy B (Bella Robson) is back by popular demand with another scathing review of Brisbane’s finest. In lieu of the great south/east’s finest weeklong festivities (dagwood dogs, strawberry sundaes, and…

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    SEARCH ENGINE SEX

    by Tom Linkins
    by Tom Linkins

    Every bro and and his dog has a podcast these days. The podcast section of Spotify has become akin to the self-published section on my Kindle — full of voices…

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    THINKING WITH MY HANDBAG

    by Warren Bartolo
    by Warren Bartolo

    Warren Bartolo waxes philosophical on handbags and home in the midst of global lockdown. 🏠 👜  Last week, in taking further precautions regarding the spread of COVID-19 in my country,…

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    WE ARE TRYING TO FIND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE (THE PANDEMIC)

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    Disclaimer: Caitlin and Maddy here. We know this is coming from a privileged background. We have just seen the 6pm news, and we’re stressed. This is purely a positive hype…

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    DADDY THINGS

    by Tom Linkins
    by Tom Linkins

    A friend has been trying to set me up with one of our jilted mutuals for months now. Sure, I thought, he’s bright, he’s got a good job, a great…

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    BUTT STUFF

    by Tom Linkins
    by Tom Linkins

    Foreplay. It’s been a minute. I may have taken our piece on doing nothing a little too literally, and as result this piece got lost amongst the other thirteen half-written…

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    WE’VE BEEN BUSY THINKIN BOUT

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    Are you there God? It’s us, Caitlin and Maddy. Sorry about this. In 21 years of life we’ve done a lot of stuff and we’ve seen a lot of things.…

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    WEST SIDE STORY

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    How Putin and the governing elite’s use of homophobia as state strategy lead to one of Chechnya’s lowest points in LGBTIQ history. “They said that I’m not a man, just…

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    WE WATCHED EVERY MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE FILM IN THE RIGHT ORDER FROM START TO FINISH

    by Maddy Morwood
    by Maddy Morwood

    This is the article that literally no one asked for, but you’re going to get it anyway. In honour of Avengers: Endgame, my friend and I decided to take it…

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    UR OWN BACKYARD

    by Tom Linkins
    by Tom Linkins

    Going through the motions of growing up and glowing up in Brisbane. Brisbane; I love you, I hate you. The nature of our relationship could only be described as complicated.…

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    ONLYPOTS

    by ROOD
    by ROOD

    Maddy interviews the Brisbane-based creator of OnlyPots, Elle. It’s nudes, but on pots. 🎨 🎨 🎨 ROODMOOD: You’re absolutely killing it on the gram. Not only are you looking hot,…

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    CRUSHES

    by ROOD
    by ROOD

    A scientific theoretical framework designed through an exploratory study: How we successfully mastered the science of crushes in one week  The other day, a friend of ours manically blurted out,…

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    PUT A FILTER ON IT, BABE

    by Marli Grosskopf
    by Marli Grosskopf

    Marli Grosskopf goes all in on Instagram filters and unachievable beauty standards. 💄 📸 💅 I’ve never been much of a materialist. You’d never catch me drooling over an exclusive…

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    PERFORMATIVE ACTIVISM

    by Tom Linkins
    by Tom Linkins

    Don’t let your activism begin and end with an Instagram post. America is angry. Australia is angry. Our Instagram feeds are angry. “If you’re not outraged by black deaths in…

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